Apparently,
it seems our first edition was very well
received- I mean, no death threats yet and the last time I checked the student
records, Tobi and I are still students of Unilag mass comm.(I don’t know,I just
kinda wished Tobi’s name was removed).. But, I did receive quite a few
complaints from some of you who felt deliberately expunged. Now, let me explain
a few things about the write-up. The article was not set out to cover every individual
attributes or traits( I’m sure you know that is impossible, not with the many
weird characters in our class). So, all we did was create stratums of people
who share similar characters and behaviors.( shey u understand now?)*****************************
Okay Pals,
today gets even more interesting, as we have compiled the final list like we
promised earlier….now you should know that compiling the list has seen us
introduce four new writers. They aren’t
strange to you guys and are as well very creative….please give a round of
applause for YINKA, SANDRA, UJU and BUKKY( a.k.a your mother’s mother)..sorry Bukky, I
couldn’t resist..***************************************
TOBI: Emma,
did u just ask them to give a round of applause? Seriously dude?
EMMA: Ogbeni, don’t start with me today, I am not in the best of moods.
TOBI: I really don’t care, but asking them to clap seems pretty lame if you ask me.
EMMA : Shey, you will come and do the introductory speech ni?
TOBI: How is this a speech? Dude, whatever rocks your boat mehn…….guys, you can clap if you want to, and if you don’t feel like a retarded chicken afterwards, good for you.
EMMA: Lmao, like you have seen a retarded chicken before…
TOBI: Well, am seeing one right now…Infact right beside me.
EMMA: *raises eyebrow* who?
TOBI: never mind
EMMA: good…..******************************************************
So guys, (Uju, Sandra, Yinka, Bukky), the stage is all yours…….
P.S. Parental guidance is required. And if you are an adult and such a prude, please do yourself the favour, this article ain’t for you…..